Triple H gets called to explain getting caught in Las Vegas no selling his broken arm at the Mayweather fight, Paul Heyman makes a surprise return on Raw, your #jerktweets get answered including who would win in a match between The Red Rooster vs The Gobbledy Gooker, the Jerks went to see TNA live in Ontario, CA and give a full break down of the show, WWE.com has a poll on what the new tag champs R-Truth and Kofi Kingston should be named, Stone Cold Steve Austin gets his own reality tv show featuring redneck challenges, and Vince McMahon reveals how intimate his relationship was with The Ultimate Warrior.

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Hulk Hogan reveals images of his sex tape to the Jerks, Jack Swagger is gets a new job at Comedy Podcast Network in the basement, Andy Leavine gets released from WWE but makes Hogan's dreams come true in TNA, Jake "The Snake" Roberts is in a horror comedy... and he's in a new movie too! Your #jerktweets get answered including what the best wrestling video game of all time is, Brett's action figures obsession gets tested by Steve and Scott, and The Iron Shiek reports on his fat finding mission in Israel with Brett!

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The Jerks have Jack Swagger filling in as their new receptionist and Swagger has many surprise guests for the guys to talk to including "The Viper" Randy Orton, HHH and WWE GM John Laurinaitis! More #jerktweets get answered which includes Steve's problem with face paint, how Hercules and Tyler Reks could save the tag division, and Katie Vick is finally made funny. Super internet wrestling fans Justin "Powerhouse" and Preston "Perfection" come on the show to say they can do everything better. Plus the Jerks also pull a prank on Joker Sting and Vince McMahon and get them to talk publicly for the first time ever!

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The Jerks talk WWE Wrestlemaina 28 and the next night's Monday Night Raw including Brock Lesnar's return, Rock, Cena, Triple H, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Sheamus squashing Daniel Bryan, and the Raw crowd getting revenge on Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio (Si! Si! Si!). Plus we find out what Vince McMahon thinks of WM28 AND WM29, we call Brodus Clay's Momma (and she's still mad at Steve), Japanese Yoshi Tatsu challenges Not-Japanese Lord Tensai's young boy, Randy Orton's still not a Marine as he gets dishonorably discharged from WWE Studios, and Scott Steiner keeps it real on Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, and TNA.

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Joel sees the Hunger Games and he's not a twelve year old girl! Sketches: Hunger Games the Sports, Magic Johnson buys the Dodgers, Fantasy Baseball tips. Weird Sports: Bo-Taoshi. Valiant Prophecies: Wrestlemania 28.  Make sure to subscribe on iTunes to the Sports Sports Sports Podcast and if you like the show, please rate and review!

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2012 WWE Hall of Fame inductee J.J. Dillon is our special guest for this Wrestlemaina themed episode - he talks WM28, finding out the Four Horseman are going into the HOF, Ric Flair's status with TNA, the Rock/Cena match and much more! Plus the Jerks run down the Wrestlemaina card and play HOF Mad Libs with Ron Simmons, Undertaker makes plans with Shawn Michaels for April 21st, Cena Tweets, Rock gets ready with Curt Hawkins, plus Vince McMahon and the new WWE writers plan out the top matches for Wrestlemania 29

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It's Curtain Jerks' one year anniversary! The Jerks put on tuxes, drink champaign and celebrate! Its a wild wrestling party as the Jerks cover Vince McMahon relentlessly plugging WWE Wrestlemaina, Booker T relentlessly plugging WCW Starrcade, Golddust creeping everybody out, Dixie Carter waking up from a drunken stupor, Hulk Hogan tring to keep everything from running wild, and why Jesse Ventura thinks this one year anniversary crap is a government conspiracy.

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On a special SUPER SIZED episode of the Sports Sports Sports Podcast, sports outsider Phil Ranta and Curtain Jerk's own Vince McMahon (Scott Narver) run down the best moments from Weird Sports!  Make sure to subscribe on iTunes to the Sports Sports Sports Podcast and if you like the show, please rate and review!

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Hulk Hogan and Ed Leslie (w/Jimmy Hart) try to whip out a sex tape and let it run wild all over us, Road Warrior Animal says Joker Sting should leave TNA for WWE, Taco Bell makes a new Dorito shell, Triple H makes 1 Million Dollars, Eric Bischoff dishes the dirt on Garrett in Impact Wrestling, Rhino and Billy Corgan revive ECW, we attempt to answer listener Twitter questions about wrestling porn, Newt Gingrich is a Real American, and we call the TNA Impact Zone ticket hotline at Universal Studios Hollywood!

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Vince McMahon explains why Pat Patterson won't give you your finishes, Undertaker scares THE Brian Kendrick, TNA wrestlers get drunk at the Double Tree, The New York Post disses the WWE Network, Jeff Jarrett goes on Spring Break with James Franco and Selena Gomez, Major League Lacrosse gets Tazzmissioned, Warrior screams f**k a lot at a band you've never heard of, and we feel the Macho Madness one more time...

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The Jerks attend a WWE Raw house show live at Staples Center in Los Angeles where the "Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay reappears (with only one dancing girl!), Chris Jericho gets TPed, and little kids love watching John Cena beat the hate out of Kane. Plus, Goldust is disappointed when Cody gets a new WrestleMania match, Stone Cold Steve Austin's Package takes over Canada, The Iron Shiek makes Hogan, Warrior, and some very lucky ladies humble, plus Triple H and Undertaker promise to go all the way.

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Brodus Clay is missing from WWE Raw (so the Jerks call back his Momma), TMZ reports that John Cena is part of the 1%, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is sad about WWE Diva Victoria/TNA Knockout Tara, Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter might be on Xanax, ROH star Chris Hero gets KOed in FCW, Kane limbers up using DDPYoga, the Jerks answer listener questions from Twitter, and Triple H wants you to learn Spanish...Ole!

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Pro Wrestling Superstar John Morrison joins the show to talk about the WWE, a mishap live on Raw with Charlie Haas and Lillian Garcia, how Tae Kwon Do helped (and hurt) his skills, and John busts out his Drew McIntyre impression. Plus the guys discuss what Jesse 'The Body" Ventura knows about The Rock and Osama Bin Laden, WWE jobs has another exciting opening, Ultimate Warrior turns his website into wrestling's Amercian Idol, and Hulk Hogan's electrical weiner is runnin' wild...

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WWE and ECW Superstars John Morrison and Tommy Dreamer join us  to discuss getting free rides from fans on the road, cabbies who love Beulah McGillicutty's Playboy/Penthouse pics, hitting the gym with John Cena, wrestling Kevin Steen, and why Tommy Dreamer is a self described "whore". Plus Undertaker returns to Raw in a terrifying new wig and confronts Triple H, TMZ thought Kharma was 9 months pregnant at the Royal Rumble (?!), Jim Ross' secret plan for a Mick Foley match on Alcatraz, and somebody finally calls Brodus Clay's momma! 

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WWE Raw GM John Laurinaitis gets a fax from 1997, Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman want to rent you a waterbed, no one understands a Royal Rumble with every superstar eligible to enter for "the first time in history", JR's is tougher than a government mule (#Sauceit!), The Rock encourages Hawaiian children to skip school, Batsita and Bobby Lashley in a dream match, and will Vince McMahon be played by Ashton Kutcher in the Chris Benoit movie?

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It's a special New Year's edition of Curtain Jerks as the guys look ahead to 2012! Watch out WWE... TNA's secret plans to launch a Network of their own are leaked (including great new shows like "Good Eats with Samoa Joe", "The Garrett Bischoff Experience", and "The Dixie Carter Twitter Feed") Plus the full Wrestlemania 2012 card is revealed including the Undertaker's opponent and Daniel Bryan's title match. And Jesse Ventura exposes the biggest conspiracies in professional wrestling! "The Body" tells the truth about what Shane McMahon is really doing in China, the mystery of the Raw GM, and how former Vice President Dick Cheney is involved.

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Kane returns to WWE Raw as a welder, 62 year old TNA lover Ric Flair wants $100,000 to take your young impressionable 17 year old daughter to the prom, Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake take a break from oiling each other up to sue Linda McMahon and Frankie, Team Extreme is 4Life, 1/2/12 Countdown (!?), ROH Final Battle love, and Booker T's pyro might even be better then a Side-Walk-Slam! .

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