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Triple H gets called to explain getting caught in Las Vegas no selling his broken arm at the Mayweather fight, Paul Heyman makes a surprise return on Raw, your #jerktweets get answered including who would win in a match between The Red Rooster vs The Gobbledy Gooker, the Jerks went to see TNA live in Ontario, CA and give a full break down of the show,WWE.comhas a poll on what the new tag champs R-Truth and Kofi Kingston should be named, Stone Cold Steve Austin gets his own reality tv show featuring redneck challenges, and Vince McMahon reveals how intimate his relationship was with The Ultimate Warrior.
2012 WWE Hall of Fame inductee J.J. Dillon is our special guest for this Wrestlemaina themed episode - he talks WM28, finding out the Four Horseman are going into the HOF, Ric Flair's status with TNA, the Rock/Cena match and much more! Plus the Jerks run down the Wrestlemaina card and play HOF Mad Libs with Ron Simmons, Undertaker makes plans with Shawn Michaels for April 21st, Cena Tweets, Rock gets ready with Curt Hawkins, plus Vince McMahon and the new WWE writers plan out the top matches for Wrestlemania 29
Hulk Hogan and Ed Leslie (w/Jimmy Hart) try to whip out a sex tape and let it run wild all over us, Road Warrior Animal says Joker Sting should leave TNA for WWE, Taco Bell makes a new Dorito shell, Triple H makes 1 Million Dollars, Eric Bischoff dishes the dirt on Garrett in Impact Wrestling, Rhino and Billy Corgan revive ECW, we attempt to answer listener Twitter questions about wrestling porn, Newt Gingrich is a Real American, and we call the TNA Impact Zone ticket hotline at Universal Studios Hollywood!
Vince McMahon explains why Pat Patterson won't give you your finishes, Undertaker scares THE Brian Kendrick, TNA wrestlers get drunk at the Double Tree, The New York Post disses the WWE Network, Jeff Jarrett goes on Spring Break with James Franco and Selena Gomez, Major League Lacrosse gets Tazzmissioned, Warrior screams f**k a lot at a band you've never heard of, and we feel the Macho Madness one more time...
The Jerks attend a WWE Raw house show live at Staples Center in Los Angeles where the "Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay reappears (with only one dancing girl!), Chris Jericho gets TPed, and little kids love watching John Cena beat the hate out of Kane. Plus, Goldust is disappointed when Cody gets a new WrestleMania match, Stone Cold Steve Austin's Package takes over Canada, The Iron Shiek makes Hogan, Warrior, and some very lucky ladies humble, plus Triple H and Undertaker promise to go all the way.
Brodus Clay is missing from WWE Raw (so the Jerks call back his Momma), TMZ reports that John Cena is part of the 1%, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is sad about WWE Diva Victoria/TNA Knockout Tara, Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter might be on Xanax, ROH star Chris Hero gets KOed in FCW, Kane limbers up using DDPYoga, the Jerks answer listener questions from Twitter, and Triple H wants you to learn Spanish...Ole!
The jerks bust out the old VCR and play the WWF Wrestlemania VHS Game! It was made between Wrestlemania IV and V and it's nearly impossible to play. Marc stalks Disney characters, Hulk Hogan takes on the Honky Tonk Man, Andre the Giant is clearly drunk, Steve works on a big important Hollywood project, the crew watches some awesome 80's wrestler clips, a woman announcer existed at one time, and Hogan takes Harley Race out!
Pro Wrestling Superstar John Morrison joins the show to talk about the WWE, a mishap live on Raw with Charlie Haas and Lillian Garcia, how Tae Kwon Do helped (and hurt) his skills, and John busts out his Drew McIntyre impression. Plus the guys discuss what Jesse 'The Body" Ventura knows about The Rock and Osama Bin Laden, WWE jobs has another exciting opening, Ultimate Warrior turns his website into wrestling's Amercian Idol, and Hulk Hogan's electrical weiner is runnin' wild...
WWE and ECW Superstars John Morrison and Tommy Dreamer join us to discuss getting free rides from fans on the road, cabbies who love Beulah McGillicutty's Playboy/Penthouse pics, hitting the gym with John Cena, wrestling Kevin Steen, and why Tommy Dreamer is a self described "whore". Plus Undertaker returns to Raw in a terrifying new wig and confronts Triple H, TMZ thought Kharma was 9 months pregnant at the Royal Rumble (?!), Jim Ross' secret plan for a Mick Foley match on Alcatraz, and somebody finally calls Brodus Clay's momma!
WWE Raw GM John Laurinaitis gets a fax from 1997, Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman want to rent you a waterbed, no one understands a Royal Rumble with every superstar eligible to enter for "the first time in history", JR's is tougher than a government mule (#Sauceit!), The Rock encourages Hawaiian children to skip school, Batsita and Bobby Lashley in a dream match, and will Vince McMahon be played by Ashton Kutcher in the Chris Benoit movie?
It's a special New Year's edition of Curtain Jerks as the guys look ahead to 2012! Watch out WWE... TNA's secret plans to launch a Network of their own are leaked (including great new shows like "Good Eats with Samoa Joe", "The Garrett Bischoff Experience", and "The Dixie Carter Twitter Feed") Plus the full Wrestlemania 2012 card is revealed including the Undertaker's opponent and Daniel Bryan's title match. And Jesse Ventura exposes the biggest conspiracies in professional wrestling! "The Body" tells the truth about what Shane McMahon is really doing in China, the mystery of the Raw GM, and how former Vice President Dick Cheney is involved.
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on Thursday, 10 May 2012
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